FNN Report: Dem Super-PAC funds Santorum and Gingrich

Faux News Network has an exclusive report that a Democratic Super-PAC is secretly sending funds to both the Santorum and Gingrich campaigns.

Our political reporter Stacy Conundrum met with Mr. Bigmoney(an alias).

To protect his identify, he showed up wearing a paper sack over his head and surgical gloves on his hand so he wouldn't leave behind any fingerprints.  He also disguised his voice with an electronic device.

Stacy Conundrum:  Why is a Democratic PAC giving money to Republican candidates?

Bigmoney:  It's quite simple.  President Obama will beat any of the major candidates that are trying for the nomination.  But beating Romney will take mo money than beating Santorum and Gingrich.  Therefore, if Santorum or Gingrich get the nomination, we can use the money not spent on the presidential campaign on Congressional races.  So, thanks to our wonderful Supreme Court, we can raise all the money we want and spend it any way we want, including throwing money to Republican candidates when it is our strategic interests.

SC:  So all this bizarre behavior comes from the Supreme Court's decision that corporations are people and they have freedom of speech rights?

BM:  That's right, Stacy.  Those idiots on the court bench had no idea what they were about to unleash and I think they still don't know what is going on.  What a great country we live in, don't you agree?

SC: I have to think about that before I answer.  We'll have more on this at a later date including Mr. Bigmoney's indentitiy

It's Party Time!

Faux News Network Spokesman:  It is my great pleasure to announce that Faux News Network in association with Strange Worlds Online presents the official launch party for Hank Quense's new novel, Zaftan Miscreants: Book 2 of the Zaftan Trilogy.
Ms. Marcia Hammerhead will be the Mistress of Ceremonies for the party.  You can watch her recent interview with Mr. Quense on YouTube.
And now, here is Ms Hammerhead.
Ms. Hammerhead:  I don't know why I have to do this stuff.  I hate genre fiction. Especially Quense's fiction.  Unfortunately, I need the money, so here goes.
This launch party is a virtual scavenger hunt.  If you go to various websites and find the correct pages, you can accumulate prizes that aren't virtual, they're real stuff.  However, if you're looking for true literature, you're out of luck.  The prizes are all trashy genre stuff.
First off, go the website http://strangeworldsonline.com. This is the home page.  Your job is to find the Zaftan Miscreants main page.  On that page you'll see what you won.
Next, go to Facebook, find the Strange Worlds Online page and click on "like". (Why you would 'like' this escapes me.) This entitles you to win one, possibly two ebooks filled with genre garbage. If you're unlucky, you may even win an ebook copy of Tales From Gundalrland, more of Quense's  drivel.
Personally, I think you should skip this scavenger hunt, get a copy of Moby Dick or Shakespeare's plays and read some true literature.
But, what do I know?  By the way, don't bother to watch the interview.  It's terrible.