It's Party Time!

Faux News Network Spokesman:  It is my great pleasure to announce that Faux News Network in association with Strange Worlds Online presents the official launch party for Hank Quense's new novel, Zaftan Miscreants: Book 2 of the Zaftan Trilogy.
Ms. Marcia Hammerhead will be the Mistress of Ceremonies for the party.  You can watch her recent interview with Mr. Quense on YouTube.
And now, here is Ms Hammerhead.
Ms. Hammerhead:  I don't know why I have to do this stuff.  I hate genre fiction. Especially Quense's fiction.  Unfortunately, I need the money, so here goes.
This launch party is a virtual scavenger hunt.  If you go to various websites and find the correct pages, you can accumulate prizes that aren't virtual, they're real stuff.  However, if you're looking for true literature, you're out of luck.  The prizes are all trashy genre stuff.
First off, go the website http://strangeworldsonline.com. This is the home page.  Your job is to find the Zaftan Miscreants main page.  On that page you'll see what you won.
Next, go to Facebook, find the Strange Worlds Online page and click on "like". (Why you would 'like' this escapes me.) This entitles you to win one, possibly two ebooks filled with genre garbage. If you're unlucky, you may even win an ebook copy of Tales From Gundalrland, more of Quense's  drivel.
Personally, I think you should skip this scavenger hunt, get a copy of Moby Dick or Shakespeare's plays and read some true literature.
But, what do I know?  By the way, don't bother to watch the interview.  It's terrible.

Faux News Network: Video Interview with Author Hank Quense

FNN Cultural Reporter, Marcia Hammerhead, had a video interview with Hank Quense.  They talked about his new novel, Zaftan Miscreants: Book 2 of the Zaftan Trilogy.
You can watch the video interview by following this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om4XU3Ms7ZE

New Home of Faux News Network

We at Faux News Network are proud to announce that this our new home.  From now on, this is the website that will publish the satiric reports from our highly skilled reporters.

Listed below is the fine staff we have assembled.  They will work tirelessly to produce reports that will depict a different viewpoint.

Publisher and editor in chief: Deleted (by recommendation from Counsel)

Economic reporter: Cash Krugerrand               

Sports Reporter: Jock Stapper

Political Reporter:  Stacy Conundrum

Culture Reporter: Marcia Hammerhead: 

Zaftan 31B Reporter: Chazerei

Religious Reporter: Matthew Mark Lukejohn

Gundarland Reporter: Sandra Elfenheimer

Travel Reporter (including time travel): Gina Vagabond
Science Reporter: Sue Entropy
Health/Medical Reporter: Ben Angioplast
Entertainment Reporter: Mia Diversion
Research supervisor: Ian Inquisitive
Office Manager, Janitor and Chief Counsel: Jan Obtuse

Looking for Book Launch Hosts

WANTED:  Quality Book Reviewers.

Second book in Trilogy, Zaftan Miscreants officially hits the shelves October 15, 2011.  To celebrate this epic event, the first book of the Trilogy, Zaftan Entrepreneurs, both the print and e-versions are on sale. And for a limited time, I'm offering Zaftan Miscreants at a special price too!

I'm looking for YA & Fantasy Authors & Reviewers to post a short blurb about the launch and scavenger hunt, then share it around.  Your vistors are also invited to participate in a scavenger hunt, the prize being FREE BOOKS!!  I can send you the post for your blog.  Leave your comment here if you're interested in hosting.    

Faux News Network: Readers ask

FNN receives many emails from our readers asking us questions about the perplexing modern world.  Periodically from now on, we will print several of these questions so that other readers can offer answers or suggestions.

* Is it true that Steve Jobs' brain has been transplanted to a computer hard drive and he'll continue to design new products?

* Do you think Perry and Romney will settle the settle the Republican nomination with a gunfight in a small town? Will the NRA sponsor the duel?

* I saw an app on Facebook that offers to file my 1040 Tax form if I send them the info including my social security number.  Is this safe to use?

* Why don't the Wall Street demonstrators go out and get jobs instead of hanging out and bothering working people?

* Now the Yankees Alex Rodriguez had a pathetic playoff series, will he give back part of his salary?

Help our readers by posting your comments and answers

October is Zaftan Launch Month. Get yours while they're on sale.

Zaftan Entrepreneurs is the first book in a trilogy.  The second book, Zaftan Miscreants, will become available on October 15.

To celebrate, I'm offering deep discounts on the first book for the rest of the month.  The ebook discounts will be 50% and print edition is discounted by a third.  Go to the Strange Worlds website for details.